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Macrovelia is a genus of macroveliid shore bugs in the family Macroveliidae. There is one described species in Macrovelia, M. hornii. It prefers shaded areas and overwinters as an adult.
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Harlan – In the Shadow of Jew Süss is a 2008 documentary film by German director Felix Moeller about one of the most notorious Nazi German filmmakers, Veit Harlan and his family. It focuses on the \"wildly varying attitudes of Harlan's children and grandchildren\", and how they struggle even today with the legacy of their ancestor's work.
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