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{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
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{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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