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Ariyan Arslani, professionally known as Action Bronson, is an American rapper and television presenter. Born and raised in Queens, he released his debut mixtape Bon Appetit ..... Bitch!!!!! in January 2011 and independently released his debut album, Dr. Lecter, in March 2011. In August 2012, Arslani signed his first major-label deal with Warner Bros. Records, but was later moved to the Atlantic Records-distributed label Vice Records.
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Teriha Sekisui House Arena is an arena in Island City, Fukuoka, Fukuoka. Groundbreaking and construction began on February 1, 2017, and opened on December 1, 2018.
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