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Shalmaneser III was king of the Neo-Assyrian Empire from 859 BC to 824 BC.

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Yamashina Station is a train station in Yamashina Ward, Kyoto City, Kyoto Prefecture, Japan.

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Highway 90 is the longest Israeli road, at about 480 kilometres (300 mi), and stretches from Metula and the northern