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{"type":"standard","title":"China Three Gorges University","displaytitle":"China Three Gorges University","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3431706","titles":{"canonical":"China_Three_Gorges_University","normalized":"China Three Gorges University","display":"China Three Gorges University"},"pageid":6181330,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/China_Three_Gorges_University_logo.png","width":318,"height":314},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/China_Three_Gorges_University_logo.png","width":318,"height":314},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1194649961","tid":"ff49b5bc-af5a-11ee-846b-3ab98e246c69","timestamp":"2024-01-10T01:53:06Z","description":"Provincial public university in Yichang, Hubei, China","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Three_Gorges_University","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Three_Gorges_University?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Three_Gorges_University?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:China_Three_Gorges_University"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Three_Gorges_University","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/China_Three_Gorges_University","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Three_Gorges_University?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:China_Three_Gorges_University"}},"extract":"China Three Gorges University is a provincial public university in Yichang, Hubei, China. It is affiliated with the Province of Hubei and sponsored by the provincial government. The university was established in 2000 by the merger of Wuhan Hydraulic and Electric Power University Yichang (武汉水利电力大学宜昌) and Hubei Sanxia College (湖北三峡学院).","extract_html":"
China Three Gorges University is a provincial public university in Yichang, Hubei, China. It is affiliated with the Province of Hubei and sponsored by the provincial government. The university was established in 2000 by the merger of Wuhan Hydraulic and Electric Power University Yichang (武汉水利电力大学宜昌) and Hubei Sanxia College (湖北三峡学院).
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