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Mount Ungaran is a deeply eroded stratovolcano, located in the south of Semarang, Central Java, Indonesia. There are no historical records about the mountain's activities. Two active fumarole fields are found on the southern flanks.
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\nThe Catalan independence movement is a social and political movement with roots in Catalan nationalism that seeks the independence of Catalonia from Spain.
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